No Moping At Ozzy’s Funeral!
After reading this story, I wondered...I Ozzy dieing? Why would he be planning a funeral? I don't know if this really answers it, but according to BlabberMouth.net: Legendary heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne — who has often said in interviews that he is "lucky to be alive" after decades of substance abuse, casual sex and drinking — wants his funeral to be "a celebration, not a