We once lived in a society where your last name told your story of who or what you were. Mr. Smith was a blacksmith, Mr. Hill would live on the hill, Ms. Baker would bake and so on. Meet Sarah Massey. If her last name was any indication, it may be because she (unofficially) has the world's largest backside.
Russian photographer Murad Osmann traveled all over the world with a plan to document the whole trip on Instagram with his camera phone. Trouble is, he apparently couldn't keep his eyes off his hot girlfriend's backside.
You know, I thought this dude was on to something, as I too am a fan of booty stroking. Of course, that could be why I haven't had a date in 17 years...
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