This Is the Scariest Pineapple-Ping Pong Paddle-Knife Video You Will Ever See

This stunt will freak you out.

In this clip, a team of daredevils show the fun and insanely dangerous things you can do with ping pong paddles, knives and a pineapple. Yeah, we didn't know you could do anything, either.

Now, how exactly will these top this? We've got a melon, if that'll help spur on the creative process.