We came (no pun intended) across this photo on the Reddit of a Cheeto that looks like a man masturbating. While we tend to see something dirty in everything, you have to admit that this one is hard to view any other way.

Sure, this could be fake. Photoshop, some creative nibbling...who really knows. However this snack food came to be, it still rates up there with any Jesus-stains we've ever seen.

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