Ozzy Wants Christmas Cancelled

Ozzy Osbourne wants to cancel Christmas forever. In his health column for the Sunday Times of London Magazine, the Prince of Darkness said that since he stopped drinking, he hates the Yuletide season because it's the perfect excuse to get loaded. Ozzy also wrote that the entire Christmas shopping thing should also go away. He said (quote), "I ain't exactly Mr Holy, but what's that got to do with Baby Jesus being born? The faster we get to New Year's Day 2011, the better."