Need Floor Tickets For Tonight’s Five Finger Death Punch Concert?

Don't worry, I know a guy.

Ever since the floor sold out for tonight's Five Finger Death Punch/Soulfly/Windowpane show, I've been getting calls from all sorts of "friends" wanting me to hook them up. I don't hook up friends with free stuff. I don't know most of these people. Honestly, I only have one friend, and he doesn't even like me that much...

So, my lack of loyalty to people I know benefits you.

Listen up from 6a-10a this morning for back-to-back Five Finger Death Punch tunes, when you hear the 2nd song start, be the 5th caller at 307-266-4967, and you win. That simple. Good luck!

Why can't I have more hot chick friends?