More Head Chewing!

Hell yes! I know it wont be long before the whole damn world goes crazy. However until then we just have to settle with this guy. According to the Huffington Post early Friday morning Richard Cimino Jr, reportedly parked his car behind some houses in Hawley, Pa. He then stripped naked, and attempted to break into a house. Unfortunately his first attempt was not so successful, and he was soon ran off. Unhindered by this he found himself another residence, this one vacant. However Richard, ever determined, jumps from a second story window onto the street. Battered and bloodied, he spots two women, and attacks! After covering his victim in his own blood, he proceeds to gnaw on her head a while screaming like an animal. The women escaped and called police, who found Richard lying on the road, severely injured and displaying "delusional behavior." Still not done despite his injuries, and a jolt from a Taser, Cimino managed to punch a police officer in the face before he was arrested. Police are still unsure if he was on drugs at the time of the incident. Cimino, who was still in the hospital will be facing plenty of charges including two counts each of aggravated assault, simple assault, indecent exposure and criminal mischief, plus three counts of burglary and one count each of criminal trespass and defiant trespassing. I figure one count of impersonating a zombie may be in order as well.