Man Tattoos Mini Logo On His Mini Me

A man in Germany won a new car after tattooing the brand name on his, uh, manhood. Andreas Muller, 39, had entered a radio contest to see who would pull the craziest stunt in order to win a Mini Cooper. While on air, an expert tattooist recreated the car's "Mini" logo on Muller's penis as a female DJ looked on. "Once I'm sitting in the car, it won't matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it'll be alright," he said. We would have used the Bentley logo...