A woman in Albuquerque, New Mexico claims she found a nasty surprise in her yogurt sample! The woman was shopping at the supermarket Tuesday night when she was handed a free sample of yogurt - but she told police she immediately spit it out because it tasted like sperm! Investigators questioned the male employee who was handing out the samples, but couldn’t charge him until they conducted tests to determine if the sample was actually a sample of his, uh, you know. Anthony Garcia, 31, was arrested though, on unrelated charges, which more or less indicates he did it. Yuck, what a hard story to swallow!

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