A drug dealer in England escaped jail time because he wanted to get a sex change. A judge ruled that serving time would make it impossible for cross-dressing Ian Morris, 41, to realize his dream of becoming a woman. Because really, we should all be more concerned with making convicted criminals' dreams come true. The defense had argued that Morris was about to start hormone treatments, which would make things difficult for him in a male prison. Perhaps he/she should have thought of that before starting a life of crime.

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