Man Divorces Wife Over Too Much Sex

Who says you have less sex when you get married? For one guy in Germany, it was a little too much sex! The Turkish man sought help from the police Tuesday in an effort to free himself from his sex-crazed wife. He told cops he had been sleeping on the couch for the past four years to avoid his wife’s advances. They’ve been married 18 years and have two children together but even that hasn’t stopped his wife’s insatiable desires. He should consider himself lucky, but instead, he’s filing for divorce! As he told police, he just wants a decent night’s rest. "At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night,” a police spokesperson said. Men around the world are now lining up to take his place.