Lunchbox Bitten By Chupa Cabra?

Well hello friends...... Lunchbox here. You have I am sure heard me talk this week about my terrible neck ordeal! So I decided why not take a minute and share my pain with all of you.It all Started out last Saturday night, I went to karaoke at Frosty's as I am known to do upon occasion. Now i may have had to much to drink, or maybe I didn't have enough, cause some how some way I was attacked and bitten by the legendary Chupacabra! Now I know what your thinking,........ how can this be Lunchbox? Doesn't the Chupacabra attack goats? Well i have done a lil research and it just so happens that I am part goat!!!!!!! I know, who knew? Well after dealing with this enormous bite mark, and terrible boil looking thing for almost a week now I have finally contacted an expert on these matters, a.k.a. my family doctor. Now he doesn't quite share my theory on all of this but he does agree it is nasty, sore, and infected. So I will be getting it dealt with in the am. If all goes according to plan i may have more pics and more story for you all on here tomorrow. Mostly though i just wanted to warn the general public, Chupacabra is real and it is mean, and it bit me so if you are 1/16th goat like I am pleaase be careful out there!