Lady Gets A Mouthful Of Man, Lorena Bobbit Style

What's that STP song lyric? "I'm half the man I used to be" well, it applies here...Maria Georgina Topp, 43, was arrested last month after biting off her boyfriend’s, er, sensitive area! The ballsy incident occurred after the British couple was returning from a drunken night out. It’s not known what triggered Topp to go nuts, but it had to be bad for her to chomp down on her man’s crotch with such fury! Martin Douglas, 45, was rushed into surgery to have his genitals reattached and spent days recovering. That poor sad sack.