Jenna Wolfer — Playboy Girl of the Week

Playboy.com wants to wish everyone a Happy Valentine’s Day. Instead of sending candy, they chose to distribute photos of a gorgeous woman licking a sucker. Made you look. It’s a lollipop.

It’s probably better in the long run, since one more conversation candy heart and we will officially be labeled ‘obese.’ You can’t label us world! We won’t be called ‘obese’ by anyone OH THIS HEART SAYS ‘CALL ME LATER!!!’ WE MUST EAT IT!

Fine. We’re obese.

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