What A Wyoming Woman REALLY Wants for Valentines Day

(This was written by a man, so you women out there can just laugh it up).

Okay, Wyoming men, here comes Valentines Day. It's this Saturday. You forgot, didn't you? I'm sure you'll forget again and not remember until Sunday, which is a day late.

If you are reading this on Sunday, you screwed up. But you'll be okay.

Yes, Valentines Day is a cruel test for men.

DON'T PANIC!

Real Wyoming women don't need cards, flowers, and a night out at a fancy restaurant. Sure, all that is nice, but it's now about what she's looking for and whether she is truly from The Cowboy State.

Cook her a steak.  Can't go wrong there. Can't afford steak? Heck, a real country girl will love you for grilling up some hot dogs just the way she likes them and just for her.

Put on your best gunpowder cologne. Yes, that is really a thing. Watch the video below. GUNPOWDER, WHISKEY, AND TOBACCO COLOGNE or Body Wash.

Go out and fix something of Her's that is broken. When you are done, come back inside and just say, Happy Valentines Day. There you have it.

But if you must do something special, just take her shooting with a fresh box of ammo that has her name and a bow on it. Ammo is expensive these days, so he will know you spent a lot on her.

A Wyoming girl doesn't mind gifts from the Dollar Store, since in many Wyoming town's the is the only real shopping to be had.

Take her fishing, or hunting, maybe horseback riding, or a trip on your side-by-side.

A true Wyoming woman is not high maintenance. She just wants to know you're thinking about her.

If she is high maintenance, dump her. Trust me, those oranges are not worth the squeeze.

Guys - let's say you meet a woman who seems interesting and you want to ask her out. But how do you know that she's really worth it?

In a state like Wyoming, there is one simple question that you can ask to learn everything you need to know.

Ask her if she wants to go to the gun range.

Her reaction to that question will say it all. If guns freak her out, then she is not a true Wyoming woman and, therefore, not worth it. If she gets excited by the idea, then, by GOD, you are on to something.

The gentleman in the video below explains it all.

It's not just that she is excited to show up at the gun range and shoot with you, but it's also how much you can tell about her by what type of gun she shows up with. That is also explained in the video above.

If she shows up with a 9mm, then she's practical, steady, and reliable. She is the kind of gal who will always have snacks in her purse when you're in a pinch.

If she shows up with a 45, then she is bold and likes a little chaos.

A pink gun? That just means she knows what she wants, is not afraid to ask for it, and does not care what anyone else thinks.

But what if she is a better shot? That can be good or bad. That might mean that you should marry her, or it might mean that you should run and move to another state.