Silly question: If every state went to war with each other, which state would win?

I asked Google AI, and it said: California would be the most likely winner due to its unparalleled combination of population, economic output, agricultural self-sufficiency, and massive concentration of military assets.

This is wrong. California is currently killing itself. No way they can handle a war with any other state.

According to the TikTok video below, it would be WYOMING!

Let's look at why.

According to the theory above, the "major power states" take each other out quickly.

All of the northeastern states are small but big in population. They would end up in a confusing and messy war with themselves. Total chaos.

The Southern States would form an alliance and take out Florida before they turn on each other.

Midwestern states would battle between states and cities. The country folk against the city folk.

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Washington and Oregon hippies would annihilate each other over arguments about who is the most leftist. They also have big drug and homeless cultures, so that won't end well.

Hawaii and Alaska are so remote that they would just stay the hell out of it all.

The South Western states DIE after the coastal states shut off their water.

Wyoming would not be noticed during all of this. Finally, when everyone is weak, Wyoming can either strike or just defend itself. It is, after all, the most well-armed state per capita. Wyoming has all the energy resources it needs and has always been a self-sufficient state.

Wyoming also controls much of the nation's nuclear missiles.

Torrington Tailslide AcroRodeo 2026

The Torrington Tailslide AcroRodeo is a major, high-stakes precision aerobatic competition hosted over the Memorial Day weekend at the Torrington Municipal Airport in Wyoming.

It is not an airshow, but a judged aviation contest where pilots perform specific maneuvers (rolls, loops, and vertical lines) within a strict box of airspace

Gallery Credit: Glenn Woods