This could be the best thing that’s happened to us today. We found a new Subreddit (courtesy of Daily Dot) dedicated solely to the moments in infomercials when people can’t do simple things everybody else can do.

Things like hanging up a phone, washing their hands and properly feeding themselves so they don’t die. Subreddit ‘Where Did the Soda Go‘ is almost exclusively GIFs of these magical moments. It combines three of our favorite things — GIFs, infomercials and LOLz. Here are our picks for favorite.

NO! Not the basketball!

the basketball
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So, I just take the spoon and I –oh ahhwaarargghjl!!!!

spoon problems
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Fight Club rule number one: never keep liquids near anything ever.

soda spill
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And that, sadly, is how grandpa died.

shoe fail
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Take that, stupid brain.

qtip problems
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GAH! Pouring is hard!

pour fail
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See what we mean about the pouring?

milk is hard
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Lousy stinking, impossible brownies.

impossible brownies
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??????

hotdog mystery
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C’mon, hands. Help a sister out.

hands don't work
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Aaaaaand goodbye NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

giant cheetohs
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Strike pouring. EVERYTHING is hard.

everything is hard
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Protip: Don’t fan the green butt odor directly into your face.

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Stupid bread, why won’t you cut?!

hard bread
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The infamous soda that started it all:

missing soda
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