Alright I found the best way to spend a Friday on the internet...

Deadspin has ranked the BEST watermelon eating techniques by animals...

That's right... watermelon eating techniques. You're going to want to click on this link... it's way more entertaining than it sounds.

Still not convinced you want to waste 5 minutes? Here's a terrifying sample... Remind me to never get near a snapping turtle! 

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