It's pretty easy to mock something called The Webutante Ball, which went down in New York last night.

It's basically a social gathering, which is a part of Internet Week New York, for the tech and web industry where people that run tech companies get together to have a few drinks and network.

But the joke's on us, because these nerds will be making more money than all of us combined in about three weeks. Sad face.

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings