Flush Your Money Down The Toilet With This 22 Karat Gold Toilet Paper

You ever sit on your toilet and think "Man, I sure would like to wipe my butt with gold toilet paper"?

Yeah, neither have I. But, believe it or not, an Australian company has come up with a roll of 3-ply 22 Karat gold TP. For the low price of $1,376,900, it is now possible to literally flush your lifetime savings down the toilet, all while getting paper cuts that that would make Bill Gates jealous. While I'm sure that this is meant to be a status symbol, and not something you would actually use, it does boggle the mind to think that somebody out there thinks this is a good idea. In case you're having trouble deciding whether or not to make this purchase, they sweeten the deal by delivering it personally...with a bottle Champagne. Classy!