Crap. This was our last hope...A Quebec man went to small-claims court to make a, well, small claim. He's demanding compensation because the penis enlarger he bought allegedly never worked. Even after 500 hours of use! Man, he was really determined. He is hoping to be endowed with $762 to recoup the cost of the device as well as moral and punitive damages. He said he was initially drawn to the X4 Extender Deluxe Edition after seeing an ad that promised results within several months, but now he wants to warn others that it's a "scam." A judge is expected to rule on the case in six weeks.

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