Drop These Bad Habits And Add Year’s To Your Boring Life

While living longer does sound cool and according to doctors and scientist, they're always telling you no! Don't smoke! Don't eat that! Don't sit on the couch for hours! But these things are fun. However, if you'd like to live a longer, more boring life, then here are the top five places to NOT frequent in Casper. VIA Canada.com

5
No Smoking!
Who Needs Smoking When You Have Gum?
Just avoid Mills Smoke Shop and chew that sugar free gum...CHEW! More water pipes for me.
AMagill, Flickr.com
AMagill, Flickr.com
4
Fast Food
So Fast, So Delicious, So Much Fun...But You'd Live Longer?
If you want to live longer, then stop eating fast food. To be honest, I don't want to live longer....I want McDonald's breakfast. But you, you have a long life full of rice cakes too look forward to. Here's a list of all the fast food places in Casper.
osde8info, Flickr.com
osde8info, Flickr.com
3
Give Up Red Meat
Who Needs Red Meat, When There's Tofu?
If you cut red meat out of your miserable life, you'd live longer. Your heart would be stronger and there would be more meat for me. I'll scarf down sausages, bacon, tri-tip, and rib eye, while you bake some tofu.
waferboard, Flickr.com
waferboard, Flickr.com
2
Cut Out Liquor
Not Even A Sip!
Yes, please quit drinking and call me...I will pay you to be my designated driver. To be honest, this one is OK with me. Quit drinking and start making money on the side by carting around drunk assess like me.
pixeljones, Flickr.com
pixeljones, Flickr.com
1
No More Hot Dogs
More Tofu!
Who knows what's inside a hot dog...but who cares? It's delicious. Oh you care though, you want to live longer. So cut out these fatty delicious phallic munchies and keep eating your tofu...Now pass me some mustard!
joeltelling, Flickr.com
joeltelling, Flickr.com

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Drop These Bad Habits And Add Year’s To Your Boring Life

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