DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Woman Puts Minimal Effort Into Disguise

Police are on the lookout for a California woman who robbed a gas station using a really low-budget disguise -- a beard drawn on her face with a black magic marker!

The woman, who fled on a bicycle, also tried to throw the clerk off by lowering her voice in an attempt to sound male.

While she hasn't been caught yet, a Modesto Police spokesman says, "If anyone sees a woman that matches this description that has some dark black marks on her face, where it looks like she painted her face, there's a pretty good chance she could be our suspect."