DOUCHE OF THE DAY-Man Steals From God

If you know this dude, you may want to keep your distance...Lightning could strike at any time. A robber broke into a Maryland church on Sunday and left it penniless. Literally. The guy stole 40,000 pennies (400 bucks). The pennies had been collected by the children of the parish for 10 months and a portion of the money was going to go to charity. As if that theft wasn't heartless enough, the burglar also apparently went into the church freezer, pulled out some hamburger meat and cooked a meal. Then he surfed the church computer for porn and left vulgar images on the screen. It's unclear just how he carried all those pennies out of the building..they weigh more than 200 lbs.