DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Man Falls Asleep While Pleasuring Himself

This guy tried – and failed – to have a wild night in the bathroom stall of a Minneapolis Panera Bread! Police discovered David John Hardy asleep in the stall with his pants around his ankles and porn magazines strewn all around him. He had apparently fallen asleep while, um, pleasuring himself. It’s pretty sad that he couldn’t even keep himself interested! Hardy had a history of criminal sexual conduct convictions and when cops picked him up last Wednesday, he added one more arrest to his record. He won’t get off easy.