DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Girl Scout Cookies Worth A Beat Down

A woman in Florida was arrested Sunday after attacking her roommate over a box of Girl Scout cookies. Hersha Howard, 31, burst in Jasmin Wanke’s room in the middle of the night and accused her of eating the Thin Mints – which everyone knows are the best ones. Wanke claimed she gave them to Howard’s kids because they were awake and hungry at 1 a.m. The women argued, then Howard struck Wanke in the face, chased her with a pair of scissors, bit her breast and hit her with a sign. If she were a Girl Scout, there’s no way she would earn her badge in problem solving.