The customer is always right, right? Well, that's an age-old adage this Domino's employee really disputes.

Watch this tense and NSFW exchange (even if the video's quality is about as poor as a Domino's artisan pizza) between the employee in a Saginaw, Michigan store and a woman who comes in to complain. To say he's interested in providing her with a superior customer experience is like saying you ordered Domino's because you're in the mood for one of their sandwiches.

He's so blunt and rude that he's more like the Chris Christie of rubbery pizza. He's made being mean an art form and even went all politically incorrect by calling her a "retard." Safe to say the nearest Pizza Hut in town probably just got a new customer.