A home builder from Michigan was being sentenced last week for breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s house and peeing in her beverages! Richard Ted Bloem, 46, allegedly entered the 32-year-old woman’s home last July using a key he had made without her knowledge. He spent some time crying in several rooms, then tore up some of her clothes. He later returned to empty his bladder in a bottle of 2009 Kendall-Jackson Riesling, a pitcher of Crystal Light and some Land O’Lakes half-and-half creamer. Had he done it in some apple juice, no one would have been the wiser. What would you do to get revenge on your spouse?

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