Dentist’s Office Receives Brick Of Pot

Finally, a laughing gas we can get into! Dr. Toothy’s Dental Office in Manhattan’s Chinatown received a suspicious package last Friday that contained 31 pounds of marijuana! It was delivered from Texas to orthodontist Richard Lyons, but he claims he did not order it, nor does he know who sent it. That’s some April Fool’s joke! Lyons notified police and the smell from the package was so strong that one cop said he “got a headache just standing next to it.” The brick had a street value of at least $45,000!