Cocaine’s A Hell Of A Drug

A man in Mississippi crashed into a parked car last week and wasted no time telling police officers why. “I’m high on cocaine!” Tony Deloach screamed after cops arrived, then tried fleeing on foot. He didn’t get very far though and as police slapped handcuffs on him, he decided to yell something else: “I make $27 an hour, believe that! Ha!” That’s great, maybe he could use some of that cash to pay the damages. Bonus: Somewhere in between the crash and getting caught, Deloach was coherent enough to post on his Facebook page. He wrote that he had a “minor setback” but “that’s what insurance is for.” That’s also why crack is wack.