Check Out The World Champion Of YoYoing In Action [VIDEO]

For the record, I can't even "Walk The Dog" when it comes to yoyoing. Hell - I can't even figure out how to put it on my finger properly.

One more thing before I start making fun of this dude, this yoyo routine is pretty sweet!

And now onto the poking of fun:

• His doctor must think his girlfriend beats him - Think of all the times he's hit himself in the face!
• I wonder how many lamps he's broken in his parents house?
• I bet ya right after this competition he's moving straight to karaoke night!
• Think of all the nerdy chicks he's gonna get.
• I wonder if he also plays "Dance Dance Revolution"?

OK that's all I got, feel free to insert your own comments at the bottom.