Avoid Demonic Possession!

OK a please may be in order here. Hey I am just looking after your eternal soul my friend. Now with the help of a pamphlet distributed by a fundamentalist group outside Comic-Con 2012, you can all avoid activities that may bring on demonic possession. The list that was published is very specific on a lot of activities that can and will lead to eventual demonic possession. I have included a copy of the list of course. Just be careful there seems to be a lot of things on there that I would never have guessed were demonic related. Sorry Vegetarians, vampires, Harry Potter lovers, and yoga enthusiasts, better have an exorcist on speed dial! So enjoy the list, be ware the demons, and if your ever at Comic-Con 2013 see if there is an updated list for me. Keep a Lunchbox informed!