I (or "Number Nine", as the scientists at Playing Creator Labs referred to me) was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day bring about the destruction of all living beings with more than 4 legs, take humanity to a new era called "The Equestrian Enoch", and cook the perfect omelet. While the program was ultimately a failure, I escaped the cruel dis-figuration of my fellow test subjects (including Charlie Sheen, Miley Cyrus, Dave Grohl, etc.), was adopted by a tribe of half-men, half-women in northern Washington, living out a quiet existence in their complex system of caves and tunnels. That was, until recently, when in a fit of brilliance, I took Pi to its final digit. Astounded by my discovery, the mathematical community appointed me “King of Nerds,” and I toured the world writing out my theorem on chalkboards for heads of state, royalty, and Cher. Tired of the fast paced life of a mathematics god, I chose to join the media world, where I work today. As you were reading this paragraph, I counted to infinity twice.
Video Shows The Reason For Gun Safety
When I was 15, a friend was showing me his dad's new Glock. Safety was on, clip was out, and...BAM! The bullet in the chamber barely missed my head, and messed up my hearing in my right ear permanently.
Watch This Family Play ‘Pie To The Face [VIDEO]
Judging by the reaction of these two, "Pie To the Face" seems like one heck-of-a party game.
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Help Casper Kids Compete In The Destination Imagination Global Finals [VIDEO]
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This child will make you wish she was your kid.
How To Kick A Man While He’s Down [VIDEO]
Master Ken has an unusual style of self-defense.
AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week of 4/13/15
We end the NBA regular season with a San Antonio/New Orleans match-up, and end the week with a pair of NBA playoff contests - Get this week’s broadcast schedule below (special events in bold – times and games subject to change):
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Aaron Hernandez Found Guilty Of Murder [VIDEO]
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Watch Women Draw Their Ideal Penis [NSFW VIDEO]
"10 inches is the ideal penis size"
WBJS Hosting Monthly Jam This Sunday
Once again, it's time to show off your musical talent!