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Bull Testicle Beer Is Now a Real Thing
The wily rednecks of Denver’s Wynkoop Brewing Company have always had a lot of balls when it comes to how they brew their beer, but their brewmasters have really gone nuts this time. These mad scientists have just announced the release of their latest product – Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout – made with freshly castrated bull testicles.
New Zealand Bans Mike Tyson From New Zealand
New Zealand has made it perfectly clear that it wants nothing to do with former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson, and to prove it the government has barred him from stepping foot on their soil.
Is Squatting the Answer To All Your Bathroom Problems?
Decades and decades ago, humans decided that it was no longer advantageous to be forced to hunker down in the weeds with a devilish grip on their ankles just for the sake of hanging a good old fashion duke wreath. Soon after, the toilet was born.
Beer Muscles Are a Real Thing Now, Says Science
There have been countless naysayers throughout the years guilty of spewing out health-nut, anti-beer propaganda in hopes of convincing a society of two-fisted boozehounds that a drinker’s lifestyle is detrimental to his health.
However, an ambitious and heroic team of Japanese scientists has recently concluded that all of that “beer is bad for you” business is for feeble-bodied weaklings, as their
Overzealous Thieves Try to Blow Up ATM, Demolish the Whole Bank Instead
Remember that scene (see below) in ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid’ where Butch lays dynamite around the safe, but uses a bit too much and it blows up the entire train car and money flies around everywhere? This is like that, only in Germany and on Monday.
Chinese Doctors Invent Hands-Free Sperm Extractor
When the perils of roughing up the old walrus finally take their grimacing toll, leaving you with nothing but the eyes of a desperate man staring down at a quivering fistful of carpal boner, perhaps its time to consider a hands free pecker-jacker.
How Many Men Are Okay Paying for a First Date? — Dollars and Sense
There is something to be said for a young man who, in an attempt to sweep his newfound lady friend off her feet, takes her out for a romantic meal at a nice restaurant, gazes deeply into her eyes, and … asks if she’d mind picking up half the check.
And that something is: chivalry is dead. Well, almost.
Stressed at Work? It’s Probably Your Parents’ Fault
It might be easy to blame your boss for all the work-related stress and high anxiety coursing through your veins, but a new study suggests that you might want to start pointing the finger at your family instead.
Well, sort of. Scientists have found that genetics play a significant role in how you react to your work environment.
‘A Fox Stole My Car Keys’ and Other Brilliant Excuses for Being Late to Work
Coming up with creative excuses for not getting to work on time is just part of the American way, it would seem. A new study has found that not only are employees in this country frequently running late, but they’ve been making up some real doozies to keep out of trouble on the job.
Traffic, bad weather, trouble with the kids, etc., are still quite popular, but some workers have begun digging a li
Men — But Not Women — From Divorced Families More at Risk for Stroke
There are all sorts of repercussions that can stem from being the product of a broken home, and now we can add stroke to the list. A new study suggests that men with divorced parents could be more susceptible to brain attacks than men from intact families.
Bomb Threats Lead to Evacuations at University of Texas and North Dakota State
Bomb threats have been made against the University of Texas and North Dakota State University, leading to both campuses’ immediate evacuation of students and personnel.
According to University of Texas spokesperson Rhonda Weldon, the school received a call shortly before 9 a.m. fr
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