Growing up, my parents were always told: "Your son is going to grow-up to be either a Senator or a Radio DJ." Well, they were right. I hate politics and I love music. I reason the reason my 'rents always heard this was my non-stop chatter. I never shut up. One day they gave me a microphone and put that talent to good use. I believe that music is the only thing that separates us from the animals... Well, that and opposable thumbs. I have always had a love for all types of music and I am blessed to be working a career that involves listening to music all day. "No Regrets" is my motto. That, and "Everybody Wang Chung tonight!"
Giant Moose Invades Hospital Lobby
the critters that roam our 49th state are a little larger and a little more intrusive.
Game Warden Busts Dating App Match For Poaching
NO word on whether or not Cannon got the date.
Yellowstone to Remain Open During Government Shutdown
Regular maintenance of the parks will lose their budgets until the shutdown ends. That's right! The outhouses and trash cans will soon be filled to the brim.
Mosquitoes in Winter?
Let's face it, one of the BIG perks to winter is not having to worry about those disease carrying suckers. But, with the warmer than normal temperatures, it is not that far fetched.
Have You Tried The ALL TACO DIET?
Eating nothing but Tacos for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Where do I sign?
Emotional Support Chicken Allowed on Flights
Whether it be a dog, or a cat or in some cases a pig or a squirrel. Some people feel that they mentally cannot handle the stress of travelling, without the comfort of the animal to calm them.
Hunting Dog Learns to Use Duck Call
all I am missing is a loyal dog to help me retrieve, and maybe even call ducks for me
Marines Train Santa for Battle of Christmas Eve
Check out the hardcore training that is involved with getting Santa ready for the big night.
Give the Gift of S#!T This Christmas
get your hands on seasoning blends like Chicken S#!t, Bull S#!t, Special S#!t and even NO S#!T (salt free seasoning.)
Stop the Porch Pirates from Stealing Christmas
How would you deal with a porch pirate?
What if Rudolph Was a Festive Horror Film
in 2018, the movie is under fire, because internet trolls believe the story promotes bullying and violence. Well, the trolls are going to LOVE the movie "Fear Of The Deer."
Easy Redneck Christmas Hacks
Sometimes decorating your home for the holidays can be not only tedious, but also a little too tasteful for your style of living.