Jo Pincushion
10 Ways to Stay Sane During Your Summer Family Vacation — The Funnies
We’re in the middle of the dog days of summer. It keeps getting hotter, and the kids on your block keep getting louder. The looming family vacation is putting you on edge, but there are ways to keep it interesting.
The Zombie Tarot: Your Key to Surviving the Apocalypse
Just imagine it. You’re barricaded in your home with nothing but a shotgun and a shovel. The undead are clawing at your front door, and their moans are calling for your brains. Should you stay put with the lights off, or head for the hills? Yo
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Want To See Rihanna Visiting a Strip Club?
With all of her time spent in the public eye, Rihanna is expected to be a role model. Because, you know, someone that sings a song like ‘Rude Boy’ should teach little girls how to act.
High School’s New Sculpture Looks Like a Giant Vagina
Wasilla Alaska is known for having a lot of snow on the ground, being the hometown of Sarah Palin, and now– having a giant birth cannon outside of it’s local high school. Well, the sculpture is actually entitled “The Warrior Within,” but murmurs of “Dude, that looks like your mom’s meat wallet” can be heard in passing through the halls of the school.
The sculpture is said to be worth $100,0
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Man Survives 61 Days in Snowed-In Car
The world is filled with terrible news, so it’s nice for us to find a story with a happy ending once in awhile. Not that type of happy ending. Pervert. Here is an amazing story about a Swedish man who was stranded in a snow drift for 61 days.
Almost Everything You’ll Ever Need To Know About The Clitoris
Pay attention fellas. Think you know everything about the female anatomy? Think again. We’re going to tell you some valuable information about that little love button you’re clamoring to find.
Dudes everywhere take pride in the ability to please their woman–and the clitoris is the key to this achievement...
Courtney Stodden Encourages Everyone to ‘Floor Flash’ With Her
Looks like Courtney Stodden has turned over a new leaf in 2012. Ha! Just kidding.
Follow These 6 New Year’s Superstitions To Start 2012 Off Right
Well 2011 is winding down, and as you reflect on the passing year, you realize that it wasn’t as great as you thought it would be.
Unearthly Christmas Gift Ideas for the ‘Geek Girl’
So you’ve managed to find a girl that allows you to play WoW during the week and wear your Darth Vader mask in bed. Awesome!
Investment Banker Sends Craziest Stalker Email Ever
We like to give advice –we tell you what to buy, how to dress and occasionally how to please your lady. Now, we want to share with you how to scare the ever-loving crap out of your lady by showing you this insane email from an investment banker from New York City.
‘TaTa Tattoos’ Demand That Men Stare at a Woman’s Cleavage
Women can now sport ‘TaTa Tattoos’– temporary tattoo messages placed directly onto cleavage.
Video Shows The Female Brain During Orgasm
We all know that science is pretty awesome, and without it our civilization would be in dire straights. Science cures diseases, explains and prevents natural disasters, but in our opinion the most recent scientific discovery is pretty freakin’ sexy.