10 Ways to Carve Your Pumpkin This Halloween
The best part about Halloween is the pumpkin. On a nice fall day you head on over to the local pumpkin patch and pick out the perfect specimen. Then you and your friends or family get together to carve your masterpiece and cook some delicious pumpkin seeds. Choosing the perfect method to carve your pumpkin is key, so we came up with 10 ideas you may not have thought of for how to carve your pumpki
10 Ways to Traumatize Your Kids This Halloween — The Funnies
Halloween isn’t just about candy and haunted houses—it’s about creating lifelong memories with your kids. You can take them to a pumpkin patch and carve a pumpkin, you can pick out a design together and then build the best costume ever. There are so many wholesome activities to share with your darling children. Or … you could traumatize them. Let’s not forget, Halloween is also about playing magn
Nun Steals Four Loko From Convenience Store
Someone needs to tell her that they took all the good stuff out two years ago.
10 Things We Wish Obama and Romney Had Debated — The Funnies
So how ’bout that debate? Obama and Romney put on their best I-hope-undecided-voters-like-this-color ties and then didn’t even have the courtesy to commit any major gaffes for all of us to mock. We also feel like there are a few special topics that went completely unaddressed on Wednesday night, and we worry they may not even come up in the next two debates. It’s time that these topics are brought
10 Ways to Make Parent-Teacher Night More Interesting — The Funnies
So your kids are back in school, which is great for you, considering you now have some peace and quiet around the house. You’ve bought them new pens and notebooks, and sent them on their way. Here’s hoping that this year is a great one! You’re sure your kids will excel in school this year, and the best way to make sure that’ll happen is by attending Parent-Teacher Night. Unfortunately, this is ext
10 Ways President Obama Can Blow the Election — The Funnies
President Obama has designs on continuing to call 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue his home for the next four years, no matter what Mitt Romney throws at him. And while it may be easy to discuss what Obama needs to do in order to be re-elected, there are several things he should not do.
12 Things You Must Avoid to Have the Perfect Romantic Getaway — The Funnies
Every couple deserves a romantic getaway. It’s a great way to keep the flames of your passion burning or rekindle the fire altogether. But there are ways to ruin these few days of amore.
10 Things You Never Knew About the Presidential Nominees — The Funnies
The presidential election is kicking into high gear, so get ready to hear those annoying ads—you know, the ones that claim Obama never created jobs and Romney outsources everything. It’s time to duck while politicians sling mud at each other.
11 Terrible Names to Give Your Dog — The Funnies
Dogs. They’re man’s best friend. It takes a lot of love and care to properly raise one. That love starts with the perfect name.
11 Signs You Spend Way Too Much Time on the Internet — The Funnies
The Internet is great. One minute you can research a topic you normally wouldn’t be able to learn. The next minute you can watch infinite amounts of cat videos. When it comes to the internet, the possibilities are endless.
10 Things You Shouldn’t Do in School — The Funnies
It’s time to hit the books again. Summer is officially over, and the time for learning is at hand.
10 Things We’re Excited to Do This Fall — The Funnies
Don’t be bummed that summer is over. Fall is pretty awesome.