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Bikini Basketball Might Soon Be Playing In an Empty Arena Near You
Earlier we told you that today was the official opening day of a Victoria’s Secret store inside of the Dallas Cowboy’s stadium in Arlington. We’re daydreaming about the half time show getting a whole lot better real soon, so this is a business partnership we feel really passionate about.
Nightmare Neil — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Nightmare Neil
Location: Wherever his Dept. of Corrections GPS ankle bracelet says he is.
Occupation: Life-ruiner, body model for maternity clothing catalogs.
Spend His Free Time: Making sure the shades are drawn. Tightly.
Hobbies: Showin’ off the goods, bringin’ home the bacon. (Bacon, in
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Charmin’ Carla — Hot Mess Pic of the Day
Name: Charmin’ Carla
Location: “Travelin’ around this big old world, spreading the good news about TP!” (A New York State Commercial Drivers License was found on her, at the time of her arrest.)
Occupation: Experiential Marketing Specialist for Charmin Toilet Paper
Spend Her Free Time: Disinfecting stuff.
Hobbies: Cooking spic
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10 WTF Pics to Help You Attract A Mate
Looking for love? Just in time for the weekend, here’s our WTF guide to attracting a mate.
Female-Only Masturbation Bar Opens in Japan
Have you heard the ‘buzz’ about the new ladies-only masturbation bar in Japan? We hear you can order by-the-pound.
Sit on Angelina Jolie’s Face for $950
Step right up, folks! Just don’t cut the guy at the front of the line, because he’s been waiting for this for a long, long time.
Watch ‘The Troubadoors’ — An Awesome New Webseries
Have you seen the Troubadoors? Let’s fix that.
Nurse Norm — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Nurse Norm
Location: Los Angeles, CA (“Well, technically Tarzana, but it’s really pretty close.”)
Occupation: www.wet-nurse-to-the-stars.geocities.biz (website under construction)
Spend His Free Time: Making new friends
Hobbies: Re-purposing maternity/nursing wear (see above for an example of what a sewing machine can do to a nursing bra and a baby-sling).
Skills: Sewing,
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5 Surprisingly Badass Animals
They might look cute, but don’t be fooled; these creatures are secretly badass, and we salute them.
Rhonda and Rodney Rainbow — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Rhonda and Rodney Rainbow
Location: San Francisco, CA
Occupation: Owners and operators of Rhonda and Rodney’s Rowdy Rickshaw – A bar pick-up service for the intoxicated and adventurous.
Spend Their Free Time: “I mean, getting into the costumes pretty much eats up most of the day. Sometimes we go
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Pamela Anderson Can Have Sex Again!
About a month ago, we told you that Pamela Anderson had sworn off of sex through November while taping ABC’s ‘Dancing With the Stars’, in an attempt to secure a victory by avoiding sexual distractions. It…didn’t work.
Watch ‘I Hate Being Single’ — A Hilarious Web Series For Dudes
Ever wish there was a crash course on how to nab chicks? Rob Hugel is here to help.