Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
Replace Darth Vader’s Voice With Young Anakin’s And You Get Comedy Gold
Imagine a galaxy far, far away, where Darth Vader's voice modulator malfunctions, and he's left with the voice of his pre-pubescent self as played by "world's greatest kid actor" Jake Lloyd.
9 Signs the Pumpkin Spice Craze Has Gone Too Far
Like it or not, fall is here, (pretty much, let's not get technical about it, okay?). We all know what that means -- hot apple cider, digging out your sweaters from the back of the closet, and people going on and on about how much they love pumpkin spice lattes.
22 Perfectly Timed Photos of the Exact Moment When Disaster Struck
Everyone likes to capture a perfect moment. These are those perfect moments caught right before everything goes wrong. We like to think of them as classier versions of 'America's Funniest Home Video,' mostly because of the lack of sound effects. Feel free to add your own. Thanks, cameras for all the comedy!
Student Tricks Class Into Thinking He’s the Professor, Crushes Their Dreams
Let this classroom prank be a lesson to all professors about the merits of punctuality.
20 Forgotten Toys From the ’90s
Remember Madballs and Popples? If you, like us, managed to successfully block out most of your childhood, the answer is a resounding "no"!
Epic Movie Trailer Narrator Pranks Hapless Pedestrians
This prank shows what it would be like if your life had a professional narrator, like in a cheesy movie trailer. Turns out it wouldn't be very much fun, actually.
10 Sad ‘Futurama’ GIFs in Honor of the Series Finale
Well, 'Futurama' is over. The final episode aired last night. We...don't feel great about it. But why use words to describe our feelings, when we could use moving pictures. No, not videos -- GIFs! These sad GIFs from 'Futurama' sum up our feelings on the end of the beloved animated series best.
Alyssa Milano’s ‘Sex Tape’ Isn’t Quite What You Expect
Never thought we'd say this, but you should really watch the Alyssa Milano sex tape that leaked recently.
Furbies on Your Favorite Albums Covers Make Your Dreams Come True
Furbies (Furbys to some, either is acceptable, apparently) on album covers -- it's the thing you didn't know you were waiting to see. Fortunately, Tumblr Furby Living knew, and they made these amazing images.
11 Heart-Stopping Video Game Speed Runs
Sometimes you feel like really taking your time with a video game, digging around, finding treasure, leveling up to maximum capacity. Other times you just want to run like hell. These are those times, and if you've ever played any of these games, and you suffer from untreated anxiety, you might not want to watch these videos. Speed runs can get a bit intense.
Drunk Guy Makes Miley Cyrus Makeover Video Tutorial
If you've been wondering how to recreate Miley's soon-to-be classic look from the VMAs, wonder no more -- this video will teach you. All you need are some lemons, some tape, some plastic wrap and no pride.
15 Cartoons Better at Twerking Than Miley
If Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMA has turned you off of twerking, or if you just find cartoon butts bouncing around hilarious, this is for you.