Emerald Catron

Basically once Labor Day has passed, we spend our time gearing up for Halloween, which means apple cider, carving pumpkins, and loads and loads of terrible scary movies. The only problem is that there are bad scary movies and then there are *bad* scary movies, and the only way to tell the difference between the two usually involves sacrificing 40 minutes or so of your life.

You may have noticed by the bite in the air or the goo in your eyes -- fall is here! We have mixed emotions about this, so we thought we'd treat it like every person we've ever dated and make a thorough pro/con list about it before it never returns our calls anyway.

If your Halloween costume isn't coming along exactly the way you planned, don't feel bad -- at least you aren't any of these horrible Halloween fails.

The problem with having your sousaphone players march backwards is that if one goes down, they all go down. A fact clearly evidenced by this video of seven marching band players piling one on top of the other during a halftime show.

Tired of a boss who puts quantity over quality, this woman decided to finally express herself...by quitting via dance video.

We're not sure what decade you're living in, but unless you're using Photoshop to radically alter your engagement photos, you're never going to get internet famous from a bunch of pictures. NEVER!

There's a chill in the air, brandy is slowly edging out rum as the drink of choice, and the skin around our eyes is brutally chapped -- must be Autumn! And you know what that means -- time for some laughs courtesy of perennial favorite Nightmares Fear Factory, a haunted house in Niagara Falls with a hidden camera that takes pictures of people while they're having the crap scared out of them. Hilar

Just a friendly word of warning -- once a particularly good misheard lyric makes its way into your brain, you will never hear the correct lyrics ever again. Having said that, check out these hilarious misheard lyric Vines!

Well, slashing the thing open with a knife certainly tops pushing down on one side and watching the water slowly pour out in the fun category, as far as ways to empty your above-ground pool go.

Cincinnati Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips' butt has a lesson for all of you ball players out there -- don't slide head first.

An eight-year-old internet video is going viral once again. But is that funny voicemail video that made you laugh legit?

When you leave a crazy voicemail, there's a chance the recipient is going to make a video of it and put it on YouTube. This is why we stick to texting. Fortunately, these people didn't, and we can laugh at their folly.