Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
You’ll Relate Way Too Much to These Things Never Heard in an Office
We may work in different offices, but life in them is eerily similar.
Lunatic Roommate Has No Earthly Clue How to Open Loaf of Bread
Sure, those twist ties used on bags of bread are annoying, but we all learn to accept them. Well, not all of us.
What the…? Men Busted Stealing 100,000 Diapers
This stinks.
Tim Tebow’s Hyped 1st At-Bat With the Mets Did Not Go Well. At All.
It's weird that you can spell "Tim Tebow" without a "K."
Cocky High Schooler’s Mammoth Bat Flip Is the Height of Arrogance
When your bat flip is so high you need to file a flight plan with the FAA you know it's out of control.
These Ridiculous Job Interview No-Nos Will Definitely Keep You Unemployed
If you're looking for work, do yourself a favor and keep your inner lunatic hidden.
Sicko Nabbed Having Sex With a Fence and Here Come the Jokes
It must be pervert season.
25 Lessons You Learned in School That Are a Total Sham
Remember when you were in school and thought your teacher knew everything? Boy, were you wrong.
What Team Will Tony Romo Play For in 2017? [POLL]
Tony Romo will look very different in whatever uniform he slips on next season.
Tennessee Titans Fan Gets the Lamest Tattoo Imaginable
It's a (not-so) brazen prediction.
Sad Study Reveals Americans Are Having Sex Less and Less
Here's some news that will bring no one any pleasure.
Doctors Remove 915 Coins a Good Luck Turtle Swallowed
Surgeons had a shell of a time saving this creature.
A team of veterinarians in Bangkok removed 915 coins from the stomach of a turtle who had swallowed the money.
The 25-year-old, 130-pound turtle, nicknamed Bank (it's unclear if that name was given before or after this incident), had mistaken the change for food after people threw the currency at her...