Deanna Hart
A Lactose Intolerant Nightmare – Whopper With 1,000 Slices Of Cheese
When you’re part rat like we are, you quickly perfect the art of cramming cheese into every available crevice of any sandwich, burrito … bowl of cereal. We fill our grilled cheese with mac and cheese and dunk that in nacho cheese for good measure. It’s an obsession that was once rivaled by our love for bacon until we saw this guy eat an entire package raw.
‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestant Deserves ‘Magic Hand’ For Blowing Final Puzzle
We’ve never actually been on ‘Wheel of Fortune’ so this is all speculation here, but for arguments sake, let’s just assume that it’s probably more nerve racking to be a contestant on the game show than it is sitting in a lounge chair screaming answers through a mouthful of Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Birthday Card Doubles as Shot Glass For Those Classy Occasions
The average birthday card usually get tossed out faster than dinner after the 21st shot but not this handy and helpful birthday shot holder.
11-Year-Old Boy Destroys $36K in MacBooks By iPeeing On Them
It seems that a young man in Pennsylvania decided to rain a golden shower on a few dozen laptops left in an unattended cart at Upper Allan Township Elementary. All of the laptops were damaged beyond repair causing losses of upwards of $36,000.
Apparently, Androids Will Replace Hookers By 2050
We bet you anticipate, nay expect, androids to be incorporated into everyday life by 2050 – but we bet you didn’t count on the fact that in 2050 our “ladies of the night” could also require oil changes and scratch-resistant coatings.
Man Tries To Eat A Whopper With 1,050 Strips Of Bacon
Japanese website Rocket News decided to pay ¥7000 or $86.85 to add 1050 strips of bacon to a Whopper, then film a dude trying to pig it all down. There are many flaws with this plan, namely that Whopper is the size of a toddler, but the contender here is clearly not prepared for this particular undertaking
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8 Reasons Why Our Pets Hate Us
If ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ taught us anything, it’s that our time as the dominant species is waning and these are the reasons why.
Cat Uses Lightsabers to Fight Off ‘the Dog Side’
It’s Monday, and taking that into consideration, we thought it would be awesome to start the week with a cat video. Not the usual for this website, but it’s time to think outside the litter box. Also, we’ve been holding onto that joke for seven months.
GeometricPorn App Will Sadly Never Make It To Your Phone
GeometricPorn is the magnificent brainchild of visual artist Luciano Foglia. Basic shapes and positions of the mathematical principle are married with software that has the ability to transform the most painful geometry problem into something like dirty Tetris.