Chris Illuminati
Brittney Palmer — Crush of the Day
Brittney Palmer can do magic, not just with her looks, but actual magic. Well, she can tell you how it’s done, thanks to her stint as a magician’s assistant.
Lauren Waugh — Babe of the Day
Today’s ‘Babe of the Day’ describes herself as “a mess in a dress, a free spirit and travel junkie.” She has graced the cover of Playboy magazine twice, has been featured on Spike.com, and worked with Hooters magazine.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Asks Random Women ‘Have You Ever Flashed Someone?’
Women showing their breasts for plastic beads at Mardi Gras isn’t anything new. Flashing is as much a part of the celebration as…well…we aren’t sure what the hell else is involved in Mardi Gras so we’ll just stop while we are ahead.
We bet, right now, you know
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Jessica Burciaga — Playboy Girl of the Week
Playboy’s Miss February 2009 Jessica Burciaga explained in a recent interview with the magazine that she loves shooting nude even more now that she is a little older.
Yufi — Babe of the Day
Yufi is a 22-year-old model from San Diego, California. She is originally from Tokyo, Japan.
Kate Upton, and Kate Upton’s Boobs, Were On SNL
Kate Upton, and Kate Upton’s boobs, were special guests on Saturday Night Live last night in a skit about a special ‘President’s Day’ episode of ‘What Up With That?’ Bill O’Reilly also appeared in the skit with Upton. Maya Rudolph was the host of the episode
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Nahp — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Nahp, a SuicideGirl who can’t live without fruit juice.
Dad’s Secret Stash — Soaping Up the Gremlin
Welcome to Dad’s Secret Stash, where we take a good look back at some of the naughty pictures our fathers probably had stashed away in their sock drawer.
Check out this foxy looking momma in front of this classic AMC Gremlin. She has got the Daisy Dukes working and the ‘wax on, wax off’ technique is keeping that upper body tuned finer than the vintage ride she is soaping up. After the car is
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SuicideGirl of the Day — Sand
Meet Sand, a SuicideGirl who is into movies and cute girls.
Coco’s Naked Twitter Picture Photobombed By Some Newborn
Ugh, is there anything worse than a hot woman giving out free peeks on Twitter when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, some kid comes and photobombs the moment? Is there anything worse?!?
Coco, wife of rapper Ice T and a huge fan of naked Twitter pics, posted this photo last week
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The Most Important Vote You’ll Cast Today — What’s The Best Part of Chex Mix?
(The following is in no way an ad for Chex Mix. It’s just a guy, gorging on the stuff, asking an honest question. While wearing a condom on his head.)
So, I’m sitting at my desk, eating from a giant trough of Chex Mix left over from the Super Bowl, and I pop one of those bagel chippy things into my mouth and say aloud “oh I love those, they are my favorite.” I follow it up
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Naomi Watts — Crush of the Day
Naomi Watts is an Academy Award nominated actress and goodwill ambassador. She is all over the news today for scoring the role of Princess Diana in the upcoming flick ‘Caught in Flight.’ Those things don’t mean anything compared to the honor of being named ‘Crush of the Day.’