Remember when you were in JR. High, and you had to walk around school with a book in front of your crotch? Well, turns out that was unnecessary, because odds are your manhood was too small to notice. Not me of course, but I'm assuming that's the case for every other dude...and, I too, was a liar (and still am, but my wife believes I'm packing one of the largest ever. Please don't tell her they come in bigger sizes...)

Us Casperites tend to start our fornication earlier than most. I only put the Casper Jr. High's here, but feel free to add your own

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