5 Things You Shouldn’t Stick Your Finger In

From the day we're born, 'til the day we die, we're constantly sticking our fingers in different things. Whether it's to clean something, feel something, or to just be weird, it's a natural habit for all members of the human species.

Of course, there are things that would probably be better to avoid sticking your digits in. Like a wheat thresher. Or badger hole. Below is a list of the top 5 things you should keep your finger's out of:

5.) Electrical Outlets

While you're told from day one not to go near any open electrical outlets, at least one time in your life you've pressed your luck. If you're reading this, then you got lucky...

4.) Your Nose

Everybody does it, but that doesn't make it OK. Little kids will dig for gold in front of anybody with no worries at all. Whatever, that's how things are...but when an adult does it? Anyone who sees you knuckle deep in your sniffer will automatically lose every ounce of respect for you that they may have had. If you have to pick, grab a tissue, and at least act civilized about it.

3.) A Clogged Sewer Line

Have you ever had a sewer line back-up, and try to clear the blockage with your hand? No, because that's what plumbers are for. They may charge you an arm and a leg, but when it comes to a poo-pipe, it's well worth it. Let the professionals do their thing.

2.) A Baby's Diaper

Now, you'd think that this is just common sense, but I've seen countless mothers swipe the back of their baby's diaper to see if a deuce has been dropped. My question is...WTF???? There are other ways to determine if your baby dropped a bomb. No sense in getting your finger involved.

1.) You Mom

If this has ever crossed your mind, please seek help immediately...