Where will you be when s--- hits the fan? Hopefully not sitting on a toilet like this woman was.

Baltimore resident Angela Wright was doing her business in the bathroom when the sewage lines to her house backed up, spewing actual crap up out of her toilet, and blowing her off of said toilet.

Wright is seeking $250,000 in physical, property, and psychological damage. But will any amount of money ever make up for the fact that she will be forever unclean?