People are weird, man.

This guy works 50 miles away from his job, which equals out to about an hour commute each way, meaning that any extra trips to or from work to get forgotten keys, badges, etc. equal more money into the gas tank and less money toward groceries, utilities or other expenses. To try to create more responsible habits, this genius decides some aversion therapy may encourage him to jog his memory before leaving his house or work place. He recruits his wife to give him the punishment of kicking him in the nuts for his reckless gas consumption.

What’s weirder than requesting your significant other to knock you in the junk? Letting the kinky punishment happen in front of your young daughter. If this is how things are settled in her house, she probably won’t bat an eyelash when she nails her first boyfriend in the crotch because he forgot their three month anniversary.