What on Earth could this woman have been thinking!? What would ever possess a person to put their mouth on a revolting reptile with a mouth full of often venomous, bio-weapons?

Whatever she was thinking when she went in for that serpentine smooch, she's surely regretting it by the end of this short video.

That's not just your average garden snake or something like that. No, that is a reticulated python. While they're not known for being particularly aggressive, they are one of the largest snakes in the world and... no. Just no.

If you kiss snakes, you deserve whatever happens to you when you kiss snakes.