This Is Why Kate Upton Is The Hottest Girl In The World [VIDEO]

So, I have a list of girls I'm in love with. I try to keep the list down to a top 5, and it includes Katy Perry, Emmy Rossum, Kaley Cuoco, and Kat Dennings. But the girl who tops my list is Kate Upton. It makes sense, because her job, really, is to just be pretty. Well, she should get a 401k because She's. F*cking. Gorgeous. The 19(!!!) year old Sports Illustrated Model was named Rookie of the Year for that magazine,  and since then has ridden a wave of hotness, straight to the top.

Here's a quote from her, taken from Esquire Magazine:

"I don't really know what the appeal is about... boobs. But I do know that when I was in junior high, I used to be made fun of — for being flat-chested. Everyone would go, "She's not pretty! She doesn't have boobs!" So I always had boob envy. And when finally I went through my growth spurt, and they appeared, and I just... I loved them. So that's why I like boobs, because I didn't have them, and then I got 'em..."

She's so f*cking hot. And this video may be the hottest thing we've ever seen.

Here's her promo video for her SI shoot:

And here are the outtakes: