In another case of "Really? Someone actually did that?", a woman from North Dakota was discovered bleeding from her vagina after a car accident, but not because of the crash. The glass meth pipe she stuck in there had broken.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” - Betty White
Wasilla Alaska is known for having a lot of snow on the ground, being the hometown of Sarah Palin, and now– having a giant birth cannon outside of it’s local high school. Well, the sculpture is actually entitled “The Warrior Within,” but murmurs of “Dude, that looks like your mom’s meat wallet” can be heard in passing through the halls of the school.
The sculpture is said to be worth $100,0
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